Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”. If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it… You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

Next day Steve calls Ben from hospital and shouts: [...]]]> Steve: “I just saw your new secretary, she’s very sexy!”

Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”.
If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it…
You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

Next day Steve calls Ben from hospital and shouts: “Ben you BASTARD, you never told me Sweety’s female organ is a pencil sharpener…

Here is a list of [...]]]> For many centuries men and women have believed in the aphrodisiac properties of certain foods. Today, after many years of research, scientists have been able to shed some light on the effect of those foods, and help us understand how they can improve our sex drive and sexual health in general.

Here is a list of the 10 most acclaimed “Sexy Foods” for you to try.

Oysters:
Oysters have a reputation for increasing sex drive and they are more associated with being an aphrodisiac than most other foods. They are a rich source of zinc, which raises sperm and testosterone production. This male hormone is believed to highten the female libido as well.

Bananas:
Bananas contain potassium, magnesium and B vitamins which are essential for sex hormone production. They also have a sexually suggestive shape, and they’ll provide you with the energy to make your partner happy for longer.

Avocados:
Avocados are known to be a super-food, helping the heart and blood circulation to reach all the right places. They are rich in B vitamins which helps to increase male hormone production, and contain potassium which aids in regulating the female thyroid gland.

Chocolate:
Everyone knows about the aphrodisiac effect of chocolate, especially the dark kind. It contains theobromine, a substance related to caffeine, and it helps the brain produce serotonin which gives you that feel-good effect similar to the natural high you get from endorphins. Chocolate is also very high in antioxidants.

Figs:
Known as Cleopatra’s favorite food, this purple fruit is sexy in texture and appearance. It is also high in fibre which is important for the heart’s health amongst other things.

Almonds:
Almonds have always been believed to  aid with fertility and increase passion with women. They contain vitamin E, zinc, selenium, magnesium and fiber, which are essential ingredients to help improve sexual health, reproduction, and general well-being.

Asparagus:
Asparagus is a good source of folic acid which is said to boost histamine production necessary for the ability to reach orgasm in both sexes. It is also rich in potassium, fiber, thiamin and vitamins B6, A and C.

Strawberries:
They are red and sexy, and often associated with romantic foods for lovers. Strawberries are high in vitamins C and B, and are an excellent source of folic acid to improve sexual health.

Basil:
It is believed that basil stimulates the sex drive and boosts fertility. It has a lovely minty aroma that can cure headaches and help create a sense of general well-being for the mind and body.

Arugula:
Also known as rocket, the aromatic salad green is packed with trace minerals and antioxidants essential for our sexual health and libido.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag.

Q: What does a woman’s period and your salary have in common? A: They both come once a month, last about a week, and if [...]]]> Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What does a woman’s period and your salary have in common?
A: They both come once a month, last about a week, and if they don’t come you’re screwed.

Q: What three things are in common between the sun and women’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, it’s biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it’s Sociology.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both are constantly searching for new HOLES.

The good news is, most sex toys can be washed with soap and warm water and left to air dry. The process only [...]]]> If you wish to extend the life of your sex toys, and more importantly protect yourself and your partner from bacterial and viral infections, you should clean your toys after every use.

The good news is, most sex toys can be washed with soap and warm water and left to air dry. The process only takes a few minutes and will save you from the risks of infection, and the costs of replacing your favorite toys earlier than you should.

Another way to keep your sex toys clean is to use Condoms. This is especially recommended with toys made of porous materials like jelly rubber and soft vinyl.

Never submerge electrical items in water unless they are waterproof, in which case you must make sure that the rubber O-ring that seals the battery compartment  is not damaged or missing.

There is also a wide range of relatively cheap sex toys cleaners out there that you can buy to make the job even easier.

Look after your toys, and they will look after you!

This [...]]]> Shape up your love life with Sex Toys is exactly what the doctor’s ordered.
Dr. Laura Berman director of The Berman Center who is considered a leader in her field, has appeared in most major publications, newspapers, radio and television shows, including Oprah, CNN, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Marie Claire, Elle, Fitness, Men’s Health, Women’s Health, and the list goes on…

This new line of  sex toys and accessories was designed by women, for women. Whether you need to unwind, get your partner in the mood or spice things up in the bedroom, this collection offers something for everyone.

The Adonis from Berman Center is a dual stimulating vibrator shaped to satisfy both your G-spot and clitoris at the same time.
It’s cleverly designed with two powerful motors and separate luminous controls for both ends. One side of the Hi-Tech controller gives you three levels of vibrations for one end, while the other side offers seven modes of pulsations and vibrations for the other end, making the Adonis a very powerful and versatile sex toy.
The body is ergonomically designed, softly flexible  and has finger grooves to provide maneuverability and stability, while the soft pleasure dots heighten clitoral sensations.
The hygienically superior silicone material makes this vibe totally skin friendly, and easy to clean.
A perfect size for beginners (7″ x 1.4″),  it also comes with a nice little storage bag to keep your vibe clean, secure, and travel ready.

Use a water based lube with the Adonis.

Visit our online store for the full collection of Berman Center sex toys.

A few days later, the same man walks in and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around [...]]]> A man walks into a barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can  get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, ‘About 2 hours’. The man goes away.

A few days later, the same man walks in and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around and says, ‘About 3 hours’. The man leaves.

A week later, the same man sticks his head in the door and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop and says, ‘About an hour and a half’.  The man leaves again.

Starting to get curious, the barber turns to his friend and says, ‘Hey Bob, do me a favor. Can you follow this guy and see where he’s going. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but never comes back’.

A little while later Bob returns to the shop laughing hysterically.  The barber asks, ‘So, where does he go when he leaves here?

Bob looks up, tears in his eyes and says, ‘Your house!’