Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”. If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it… You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

Next day Steve calls Ben from hospital and shouts: [...]]]> Steve: “I just saw your new secretary, she’s very sexy!”

Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”.
If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it…
You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

Next day Steve calls Ben from hospital and shouts: “Ben you BASTARD, you never told me Sweety’s female organ is a pencil sharpener…

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag.

Q: What does a woman’s period and your salary have in common? A: They both come once a month, last about a week, and if [...]]]> Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What does a woman’s period and your salary have in common?
A: They both come once a month, last about a week, and if they don’t come you’re screwed.

Q: What three things are in common between the sun and women’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, it’s biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it’s Sociology.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both are constantly searching for new HOLES.

A few days later, the same man walks in and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around [...]]]> A man walks into a barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can  get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, ‘About 2 hours’. The man goes away.

A few days later, the same man walks in and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around and says, ‘About 3 hours’. The man leaves.

A week later, the same man sticks his head in the door and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop and says, ‘About an hour and a half’.  The man leaves again.

Starting to get curious, the barber turns to his friend and says, ‘Hey Bob, do me a favor. Can you follow this guy and see where he’s going. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but never comes back’.

A little while later Bob returns to the shop laughing hysterically.  The barber asks, ‘So, where does he go when he leaves here?

Bob looks up, tears in his eyes and says, ‘Your house!’