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Steve: “I just saw your new secretary, she’s very sexy!”

Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”.
If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it…
You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

A middle-aged couple with two beautiful daughters had always talked about having a son. So they decide to give it one last try for the son they always wanted.
The wife gets pregnant and delivers a healthy baby boy.
The happy father rushes to hospital to see his newly born son.
As he sees his son he’s horrified at the ugliest child he’s ever seen and says to his wife:

A man walks into a barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can  get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, ‘About 2 hours’. The man goes away.

A few days later, the same man walks in and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around and says, ‘About 3 hours’. The man leaves.