Sexy Secretary

Steve: “I just saw your new secretary, she’s very sexy!”

Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”.
If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it…
You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

Next day Steve calls Ben from hospital and shouts: “Ben you BASTARD, you never told me Sweety’s female organ is a pencil sharpener…

Sexy Secretary

1 comment to Sexy Secretary

  • sophie

    Dear Angel Sin,

    I came across your blog and having checked out your posts about sex toys and advice, thought you might be interested in this campaign we’re working on for Mates SKYN in your country.

    It’s called ‘The SKYN Revolution’ and it kicked off recently. This is about people across Europe uniting in the fight for better sex with a condom.

    I think our humorous video says it all and I’m sure your users will get a kick out of it. Maybe even join the SKYN Revolution themselves?! Have a watch and see what you think. http://bit.ly/6r7ySG

    We know they’re awkward. They disrupt the flow. But they’re necessary. Thank goodness for the new Mates SKYN which is made from revolutionary Sensoprene™, a non latex formula that focuses on sensitivity and prides itself on being the closest thing to wearing nothing.

    And hey, if you’d like to join the Revolution, let me know. I’ll send you a sample so you can see for yourself and we would be happy to send you some more for your readers if you want.

    Think about it. This is a huge step forward for the category. And just in case you’re wondering, not only did SKYN test well in clinical trials for performance, comfort and efficacy, it also has the added benefit of minimising the possibility of natural rubber latex allergies for users. Finally, a condom focused on protection and pleasure!

    Let me know if this is something of interest to you. Don’t hesitate to get in touch with any questions.

    Thanks!

    Sophie

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