Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: What does a woman’s period and your salary have in common?
A: They both come once a month, last about a week, and if they don’t come you’re screwed.
Q: What three things are in common between the sun and women’s underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, it’s biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it’s Sociology.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both are constantly searching for new HOLES.
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