Sexy Secretary

Steve: “I just saw your new secretary, she’s very sexy!”

Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”.
If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it…
You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

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Top 10 Sexy Foods

For many centuries men and women have believed in the aphrodisiac properties of certain foods. Today, after many years of research, scientists have been able to shed some light on the effect of those foods, and help us understand how they can improve our sex drive and sexual health in general.

Here is a list of the 10 most acclaimed “Sexy Foods” for you to try.

OystersOysters:
Oysters have a reputation for increasing sex drive and they are more associated with being an aphrodisiac than most other foods. They are a rich source of zinc, which raises sperm and testosterone production. This male hormone is believed to highten the female libido as well.

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Quick Sexy Jokes

Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

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Sex Toys cleaning

If you wish to extend the life of your sex toys, and more importantly protect yourself and your partner from bacterial and viral infections, you should clean your toys after every use.

Clean your sex toys!

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