A man walks into a barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, ‘About 2 hours’. The man goes away.
A few days later, the same man walks in and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around and says, ‘About 3 hours’. The man leaves.
A week later, the same man sticks his head in the door and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop and says, ‘About an hour and a half’. The man leaves again.
Starting to get curious, the barber turns to his friend and says, ‘Hey Bob, do me a favor. Can you follow this guy and see where he’s going. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but never comes back’.
A little while later Bob returns to the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, ‘So, where does he go when he leaves here?
Bob looks up, tears in his eyes and says, ‘Your house!’
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