Sexy Secretary

Steve: “I just saw your new secretary, she’s very sexy!”

Ben: “Yeah I know, it’s a robot from Japan. I named it “Sweety”.
If you squeeze its right breast, it types for you, and if you squeeze the left, it takes notes. Great isn’t it…
You can borrow it for a day and see for yourself.

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Top 10 Sexy Foods

For many centuries men and women have believed in the aphrodisiac properties of certain foods. Today, after many years of research, scientists have been able to shed some light on the effect of those foods, and help us understand how they can improve our sex drive and sexual health in general.

Here is a list of the 10 most acclaimed “Sexy Foods” for you to try.

OystersOysters:
Oysters have a reputation for increasing sex drive and they are more associated with being an aphrodisiac than most other foods. They are a rich source of zinc, which raises sperm and testosterone production. This male hormone is believed to highten the female libido as well.

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Quick Sexy Jokes

Q: Why do men ask for a woman’s hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

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Sex Toys cleaning

If you wish to extend the life of your sex toys, and more importantly protect yourself and your partner from bacterial and viral infections, you should clean your toys after every use.

Clean your sex toys!

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Sex Toys... Just what the doctor ordered!

Shape up your love life with Sex Toys is exactly what the doctor’s ordered.
Dr. Laura Berman director of The Berman Center who is considered a leader in her field, has appeared in most major publications, newspapers, radio and television shows, including Oprah, CNN, Cosmopolitan, Glamour, Marie Claire, Elle, Fitness, Men’s Health, Women’s Health, and the list goes on…

This new line of  sex toys and accessories was designed by women, for women. Whether you need to unwind, get your partner in the mood or spice things up in the bedroom, this collection offers something for everyone.

Berman Center AdonisThe Adonis from Berman Center is a dual stimulating vibrator shaped to satisfy both your G-spot and clitoris at the same time.
It’s cleverly designed with two powerful motors and separate luminous controls for both ends.

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Fooling Around

A middle-aged couple with two beautiful daughters had always talked about having a son. So they decide to give it one last try for the son they always wanted.
The wife gets pregnant and delivers a healthy baby boy.
The happy father rushes to hospital to see his newly born son.
As he sees his son he’s horrified at the ugliest child he’s ever seen and says to his wife:

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The Haircut

A man walks into a barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can  get a haircut?’. The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, ‘About 2 hours’. The man goes away.

A few days later, the same man walks in and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’. The barber looks around and says, ‘About 3 hours’. The man leaves.

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